100 ways to order a pizza...

I got this from Neta..its hillarious!

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.

11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

15. Stutter on the letter "p."

16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.

21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

23. Change your accent every three seconds.

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

28. Rent a pizza.

29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.

30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

36. Imitate the order taker's voice.

37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

39. Play a sitar in the background.

40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

42. Ask to see a menu.

43. Quote Carl Sandberg.

44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.

45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"

50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.

52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.

57. Report a petty theft to the order taker.

58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."

59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

62. Try to talk while drinking something.

63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"

64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

66. Be vague in your order.

67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.

72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.

75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.

77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.

79. Put them on hold.

80. Teach the order taker a scret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

84. When you'ge given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

85. Haggle.

86. Order a one-inch pizza.

87. Order term life insurance.

88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.

90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

92. Engage in some serious swapping.

93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."

94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.

96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.

97. Order a steamed pizza.

98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.

99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.

If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker..

100. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."

::rubs her throat::

Hey folks... how are all ya'll? Im just checking in on my readers since i got nothing else to do. Summer schools over and im a bit happy for that.

Today i started to working on a matrix spoof starring some of my summer school friends and I. Im just maing it up as i go and making it in stick-comic form.

When i started the second session of summer school i had also got a new composition book. I didnt make comix in it like last year but instead i just made random drawings. i vowed to myself that when i get a hard bound sketchbook i would redraw some of the stuff in there and use prismacolors to color it.

It'd be fun and a great collection for my portfolio for college.

And speaking of colleges, im searching for scholarships. i have a few but i was wondering that whoever reads this..if they know of any that are due within this year or next year would you mind sending them to me? It mean a lot to me..

RP issues...
none..well no new ones...

not feeling all too well...
 
Once again..no real food in the house. well i mean, were getting a long..and we do have food but its like..some things we have and some we dont.

We have luncmeat, cheese, and mustard but no bread..

We have sugar but no kool-aid

We have pasta sauce but no pasta (now...i just ate the last bit of it)

I swere sometimes our house is like a third-world country. Poverty, suffering, illnesses, disabilities.. da whole shabang.. *Sighs*

But i guess the only thing that keeps us going in love and family.. but how long can we survive off that? It doesnt really put food in our bellies an money in our pockets..this.. love and family.

Well be fine though..were always fine for a while. Its just how we are. 

Well its that time of the month again for me and im out of commision. i cant finish things all too fast as i usually do...and this goes for art as well. Its strange; this never happened to me before where my artistic talents plummet because of this stupid cycle. >.< its all so new to me.

And for once...i actually sat down..and missed someone. I wont deny it, i miss tianna. no matter how much shes abandoned me, hurt me, brought me down, and talked about the things that i truly cared about so rudely...theres still a thread of love and friendship there..

well i see it more as a red ribbon. Like it..ties us together and so even all this crap we went through and brought ourselves through it keeps us tight. But...i think that its just me saying that its hard to let go..even if its for the better.

Its always hard to let go.

The voice inside my head keeps saying 'its not really letting go..its just going away for a long while. you still are friends you just wont hang out as much as you used to....
 
'Its for the better.Its so you two can learn more lessons without each other in the way...so you can get a clearer veiw. And who knows? you might just get closer next time you meet'
 
i dont know if it was my head or my heart who said that..but i hope its fuckin' right.
 
RP issues..
 
Well me and mike are still going doing that princess and master RP. see it as you like but its not that way. ::smirks::
And...nick..er...nikki was talking to me about all the sad stories that his machina and monsters wen tthrough.  ;-;
Other than that..pretty much it. havent really had time for RP lately..
 

urge to destroy world...rising....
 
>.< oh my god im so mad! ive been working on this essay for weeks....700 words and only 200 words to go ..and then my comp freezes while saving! i go back and the whole thing its gone..

Its gone...my $1000 essay is fucking GONE!

I dont know what to do right now..i just wanna destroy something and then just bury myself as deep as i can in the earth . ::Sighs:: but i guess i cannot help it...i guess ill just work really hard on the art scholarship.

I think its due in October..trying to get all the papers for it.  The one i really wanna enter is a short story contest. I think that In search of mending would be a good entry but its a bit...strong for lil kids so i might work on my Tsunami story instead. I think it would be pretty good... I have more chapters to write anyway.

IM also going to do the art scholarship where you hafta make a portfolio or something like that of different medias of art. I think that would be fun anyway.. need to get some paint i guess then..

Good comix..

 

warning!!: if your not into yaoi (boyxboy relationships.) do not READ!! you might get sick.

 

 

 

Hey people! I know i havent written much over the weekened but i havent really had anything interesting to report yet. I did catch up on reading doujinshi though...

 

One that i really liked was a Gundam wing Yaoi one. It was their verson of the old fable "lil red riding hood" with kinda of a dirty twist.

 

It was a DuoxHeero one but all of the Gundam wing boys were in there, all of them having their part. Quatre and Trowa was the moma and papa and they told lil red riding hood (who was Heero) to go and give a basket of goodies to Dr. J. Heero comes up dresed in a pretty pretty outfit that shows off his belly.

 

As he goes off to give the goodies Big Bad Duo comes up. It was funny cause it was duo dressed up in black leather pants and a vest with wolf ears and a tail. XD

 

Then...everythign goes as planned...Duo goes to the Dr. J's cottage...sends him off and lays in bed. Then...when Heero gets home..it gets..um..kinda dirty. none of the questions things just...straight to the dirty stuff.

 

Um...i didnt really READ the storyy..since it was in japanese and i was being lazy but i did get a rough translation on some of the dialog. and the one that stood out to me the most was when after he kissed heero duo said "you look good enough to eat." or somethign like that... LoL!

 

Anyway..mid sex and The Huntsman came in..who was Wufei! Hes all yelling at Duo while their fucking which was hillarious! youd think hed like...get out of the cottage or something.

 

REALLY good comic...worth reading or looking at the pictures, if your up for taht kinda thing. it was just..funny altogether!

 

RP issues

Mike and I are starting up a really fun RP ^^ its kinda one of those twisted, crazy, peasant and princess kinda thing. its getting pretty good.

 

Tasha and I are RPing as well..im using nikuumo and priestess as my characters while she used Neko, Kida, and Eve. Ive drawn all of them..but i need to work on Eve's picture.

 

 

 

 

Laying back to chill
 
Hey folks... ::She said as she sat in a hammock, rocking back and forth slowly::

sorry i havent been around very much; some things have happened with Tianna and I and i think iwas seen as the argument of the century. Our friendship was on the line with this one...and I think it did open my eyes a bit.

It showed a bit of truth, showed a bit of the things that have been hidden on both sides and finally came out. I dunno but i do feel a bit better now that I learned some things ; some of myself and from Tianna.

But i think im just gonna go with myself since i dont wanna spark up anything else:

I learned...that i do have a bit of weakness. But its not any of the weakness that I thought. It was the weakness of others well being. I worry and stress about people feelings, emotions, and well being around others, even if I was suffering more than them. Im trying to teach myself not to stop completely but know when to give it a rest. I just kinda bring myself to my own self-destruction.

I  learned that people go through some tough times in their own ways. That they cope with certain stuff in their own style, even if its a way that i dont really approve of. I cant change it, its their way...and its up to them and only them to deal with it.

I learned that i shouldnt listen to everything someone says about me because most of it is not really true. That It might be to them but it shouldnt affect the person its directed to. Its just how they see it...doesnt mean that its real.

I learned that even though i dont want it to be true, some cant really live up to be my friends. I hate to see that.

But look..i dont want to go into more of it right now.  I just..cant.. im trying to get more things in order . Right now i just want to chill... I need it.

  

 

More quizzes...

more quizz replies and what not! enjoy!!

Quiz: which inu-yasha character are you?

Your Inu Yasha's half brother, and hotter, and full demon Sesshomaru. He is a full dog demon... and is trying to steal Inu's sword, the tetsaiga, which has the ability to kill a 1000 demons in 1 swipe. Also forged from their fathers fang. While his sword, the tensaiga, can save 1000 lives in one swipe. His father did that to keep from them actually killing each other. His comrades include Jaken, and Rin. And he loves Rin in a FATHER like way, not love

 

Which Cowboy Bebop character are you? ( one of my favorite shows!!!)

ED insane hacker and all aroun weird person

 

Which Final Fantasy character are you? ive only played FFVII and Kingdom Hearts but I got hooked quick!

You are Tidus!

 

Which pet are you? This is supposed to show what kind of pet you represent in the family.

You are the dog in the family, you are the joy maker. The rest of the people in your family count down the painful, and stressful hours until they are able to see you again. You are the center of the family, the thing that keeps them alive. Even if they sometimes forget to feed you, the love between you and your family could keep you alive forever, even after death.

 

What animal are you? Another Animal quiz for me!

you are oviously a tiger brave and beautiful! you have the gutz to do anything and are king/queen of the jungle .nothing comes in your way!!!!

This is from another animal quiz...

Wow, you're an owl. You are too smart 4 me! good job!

 

What element are you? Im always interested in what element i represent!

Water: You, of course, love water. You like to hang with friends, and if they weren't there, you would either break down, or panic. Of course, some Waters like to strengthen themselves to prepare for this kind of disaster. 

What kind of angel (or demon) are you? I feel torn at times...

You're a guardian angel..You love to protect and help the ones you love. You're always there to help around, and people often look up to you ^_^ Sometimes you get a little carried away..but that happens to everyone..You are a very sweet, special person..Sometimes you like to be on your own and just stare outside your window for ages, but you like to hang out with friends and have fun too...

 

What are you categorized at in school? thats what i like to know.. >.0

GAMER- Got a few decks of Magic? A few books of D&D? That's what I thought. You probably own the Directors Edition of LOTR too. You're hilarious and have a lot of cool philosophies. You probably scare a lot of people though, but that's okay because you enjoy it. You don't have many ambitions...if any...but you enjoy kicking ass while gaming.

 

Random quiz...i forgot what the title was but this what it had to say..

u've got a big heart and sure care bout everyone cept urself

Quizzes...
 
As promised, here are some of the results to some of the quizzes i took. I shall tell you which quizz i took for this and then you get the scores. Theses arent all of them..only the first 10.
 
Quiz: score of love.. I took this quiz at about.com/teens. It was supposed to score how i am as a lover in a relationship.

Your score is 35. You are certainly a noncombatant in the game of love. You like things calm and collected and prefer to keep conflicts at a minimum. This does not mean that you don't stand up for yourself. When you feel very strongly about something or when your needs are not being met you will say something. However, you have the rare gift of being able to talk about uncomfortable things without everything blowing up in your face. Bravo! You are the ideal partner, easy going and loving most of the time but not afraid to speak up when something doesn't feel right to you. You do not need to change a thing!
 
How Psychic are you? This quiz was to check how my psychic ablilites are. I do have feelings of de' ja vou very often or i predict small things.. i just had to take this one to see if how good am i on this kind of thing.
 
You are very likely to feel that you are psychic and many other people around you may have even confirmed this belief. If you're not pursuing classes or learning more about developing your skills, it's only a matter of time before you embark on a new adventure into the realm of the paranormal.

How gothic are you? This was just a little quiz on how much a gothic vibe i give off...

your gothic  like me; a tortured artist. no one to care about you, no one for you to care about,0 god doesnt care and neather does anyone else
 
this came from another goth quiz:

You are pretty close to being goth. You truly know emotionally what hell is like because your life is one. You tend to write wonderful poetry and create very beautiful art. You don't tend to like very many people except for your inner circle of close friends or lovers. You are also a very beautiful person as a whole

What kind of angel are you? This quiz was to see what kind of angel (or demon) i would be categorized under.

*Light Angel*- Blessed with patience and hope. You are endlessly helpful. Your love of life and your ability to forgive often amazes people. You live to help. You genuinly beleive that everyone is good....inside. You are protective and caring. No challenge is to great for you though you can sometimes be neive and taken advantage of.

Which kind of Snowboard Kid are you? ha! one of my favorite games! ^__^

ou are...Jam Kuehnemund!Yep deffentaly jam your a little brat!

Which Vampire are you? This goes for the Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles.

you are the Vampire LOUIS. Shy and insecure you don't like to be around others. When you do something wrong you do not let yourself forget it til you drive yourself wild. 
 
Which moon goddess are you? i dont know what the hell this was about..but it had moon in it! woo!!

 
You are Serena Killingsworth. Your in love with a follower,stanton, which is a relationship that can never be but you take the risks anyway. you dont care what people think of you and you where anything as long as your wearing something :) you know you look good and thats what counts! you can also read minds

What kind of fairy are you inside? ....i like fairies? ::Shrugs::

you are the light fairy on the inside . you care for people and your happy most of the time.

What is your Hiei quote? This was supposed to show what kinda quote expresses me... I dunno.

"Like I said, we're here to babysit." Feeling superior? Sometimes others around you drive you crazy with there stupidity and you feel above them all.

No one stole my joy ^^
 
Today wasnt as bad as i tohught it would be-- a friend was spewing bullshit about me due to her own insecurity and i thought that would just ruin my monday. But I actually felt good..i wasnt gonna let it get to me  like it always does. Besides, most of the time she says stuff its not really true.. ^.~ people like that only say negative stuff just to make themselves look or feel better and i wasnt going to fall for it anymore.
 
 
^__^ but anyway, on to great things! i heard from tom, yay! it seems that hes having fun as being a bachelor once again and im happy for him .  He says he going around and stuff... >>...*cough* enjoying himself with others. ::chuckles nervously:: good luck and hope he doesnt get anything bad or get hooked up with a bad person!
 
aaaannd...Nick is happy that His lovely Lara has returned! ^^ Im glad...and he wont mope around.
 
And...i think other than that..i took a lot of quizzes. Um..maybe next post ill put down all of the answers i got so far.
 
RP issues
Mike and i played tiger-wolf tag in the snow. It was pretty fun..but i was a bit in my 'angry at myself' mode and he cheered me up.

Conference in da mind...
 
::nique was laying on her back in her bed, just staring up at her ceiling. She sighed and just stared...eyes full of mixed emotions. She was motionless but her mind was working full speed.
 
Inside her head...
 
Nique's brain wasnt as empty as people thought.  Actually it was nothing more than  a building that was built in a nice circular shape, many things flying. It looked high tech, way ahead of time than the rest of the world. Inside the building was many rooms and many people, all of them busy with a certain something. The heart, the liver, the stomach, hormones...this one place took care of everything. The walls were lined with glowing blue wires; neves.
 
 There was a great commotion happening in behind one door that was labeled conference room.
 
The conference room was huge, nothing really inside but a long table with many black leather chairs. And each of those chairs held a persona. There was one really big chair that sat at one of the ends of the table that Dominique sat at.
 
This Dominique was different than the one that is in reality. For starters shes older, about the age of 25. Also she had moon blue streaks in her hair that blended in the with black perfectly. A gold aurora also surrounded her, giving her a pure appearance.
 
She was fiddling with a pencil, listening to her personas conflicting with one another. She groaned and closed her eyes tightly, the blue lights that circulated around in the wires of the nerves starting to turn red. She was getting angry. The small light orbs circulated faster and faster and faster in her mind and finally her patience snapped, along with the pencil she held.
 
"ALLRIGHT!" she screamed, standing up from her chair and looking at every creature in the room. They all went silent and sat, looking at her, blinking. She glared at them all, her eyes an indigo color and as cold as ever.
 
"Can we  get to the matter at hand, please?! " She sighed and then sat back down, the pencil suddenly fixed in her hand. She looked down at the mended writing tool and raised an eyebrow. Wow. Nique thought, Nothing really breaks in here...oh, well except the tear dam and my paience at times
 
She looked at everyone in there and let out a sigh, leaning back in her chair, putting an arm over her eyes.
 
"Alright now..so we got some dilemas on your hands. Some might actually smaller than seen but because were in the teenager phase right now were kinda fucked up. The hormone department is working overtime to help mature Nique's body and get it ready for adulthood" She paused. ". One at a time please tell me what the main ones are..." she muttered.
 
The room was silent but then lil' tiger stood up, holidng up a paper.
 
"well the stress levels are a bit too high. things are kinda spinning out of control in reality ma'am and somethings are short circuting."  Lil tiger reached into her pile and took out a small picture of a room that stored memories, showing how some of  the circutry on the walls were snapped apart.
 
"Nothing we can do. " Nique said with a sigh. "Gotta keep going, cant stop for a vacation. The only thing we can hope for is for sleep . That wont bring her back to full health but it will give her enough to last another day. "
 
"Yes ma'am i know, but lately the dream section of the brain as been working overtime. The chaos that happens in the waking rolls into the dream."
 
Nique looked to lil tiger with one eye. "Thats alright....it gives us insight and advice. Its what we want."
 
With a a nod, the tigress sat down. 
 
The older version of Nique leaned forward with her elbows on the table, resting her head in her hands. "Anything else?"
 
Nikuu spoke up. She wasnt being all that proper nor what she up for it , her head laying on the table, one ear flickering.
 
"Im lacking, ma'am. I have no job..no real mission or purpouse. No friends are around for company, to give advice or to protect. The only one that is really around is the other carrier of personas and it seems that she doesnt really want me around that much. Shes there..but shes not there. The other wolf child is around too but we only get to hang with him for a half an hour..  what am i gonna do?"
 
Nique knew who the demon fox was talking about. She groaned a bit and banged her head on the desk a couple of times, the blue being lost to a deep blood red. She gazed at Nikuu and sighed, the room going back to blue. 
 
"just...forget her ...just now. Shell come to us when shes ready and finds out what she was doing wrong." She muttered, scratching her head. "I sware, we can be so stubborn in trying to help others out. We cant be doing this for that girl anymore... This brain only has only so much patience and im sure we are sick and tired of being sick and tired."
 
The personas all nod in unison.
 
" And dont trip about the friends, some are around and it might not be as long as we want it but it will hafta do. Well be greatly rewarded soon for our patience."
 
Nikuu smiled and nods, her tail wagging a bit. Nique nods with a smile and then looked to the rest of the table. "Anything else? i dun know how long i can stay in this conference room. I dont wanna get lost again; The memory thing gets to me too.."
 
Priestess then decided to stand up, giving a slight bow before speaking.
 
"Ma'am. There are voices that are being heard around the area and they dont belong to us... From what weve gotten so far we have heard 3."
 
Now that got Nique's attention. she sat up in her seat, interested, raising an eyebrow. Priestess continued to speak.

" the workers here claim that they  sometimes  see them in the nerves of the building; one purple, one green, and one red. Do you know anything about this?"
 
The controller scratched her head and started to think. The lights of her room started to glow a warm golden color and she sat there, trying to recollect. There werent that many lights that came through the wires when it came to memory since the memory department had a bit of damage but soon her eyes lit up and she nods quickly with a grin.
 
"oh! those are nothing more than desires... When they are ignored or not met they take a form around the place..kinda like you guys. "
 
 She looked at all of the personas with a smile.
 
"well you guys arent desires of course; your personalities i possess. well, these ball of lights are what i want or feel like I need. One example is when sometimes you see a small orange light is seen zooming around the place and bouncing off the walls. Thats when i get hungry."
 
Hearing this all the personas nod in unsion.  They smiled as they were enlightened, seeing that there was nothing to worry about.
 
"Now lets see if i can attract these little buggers.." but before she could react two balls of light came out from the walls and bonked her on the head. she fell out of her chair, all the lights that curcuited in the nerves stopped and throbbed in slight pain. Nique sat up and held them both; one glowing a deep purple while another a jade green.
 
"We know what they are now" , Hikari spoke up finally, her wings stretching a bit from being  stuck in that stiff positon all this time. "But what do they represent? They've been here for so long, youd think they'd be satisfied."
 
"Thats easy!" Nique said with a grin. She held up one the purple one first, who was actually really calm.
 
"This one represents my need for freedom and space."
 
She then held up the green ball of light which seemed to vibrate in her hands. it looked neurotic, its whole body twitching from side to side, wiggling. Nique blushed and chuckled nervously.
 
"While this one is my need for love among other things." 
 
Saying this Nique let them go and they both zoomed out of the room, going off to run around and make themselves know. she dusted her hands off and looked to everyone, with a forced smile, putting her hands together. She was ready to leave, she had Killik calling her name on the gamecube. "Well i guess thats everything, anything else? "
 
Nikuu raised her hand. Nique blinked and called her name.
 
"Um....there were only three."
 
They all paused and thought about it, looking around the room in search of the missing ball of crimson energy.
 
" Priestess spoke of a third one..a red one. Which ones that?"
 
Nique had to think about that one for a moment but she remembered before the nerves in her mind turned gold once again.
 
"That would be inner anger, agitation, and frustration thats been packed together."
 
"oh.." the fox demon replied. "but..wouldnt it be traveling with the other two? Where is it?"
 
"Right here.."
 
All of the characters all looked to the corner of the room. From out of the shadows was a young man, maybe 19 at the most.  He looked like a male version of Nique but a bit more..masculine, shoulder length hair tied up in a ribbon. He was clad in a black suit that looked like it came from the old days, a wide leather belt that rest on his hip loosely, a gun in its holder. He looked around the table with his deep crimson eyes, a smirk coming across his lips.
 
"Hello ladies... " he said in a mellow voice as he moved over to the table, looking mostly at the leader of the bunch. He went to lean against the table, putting his hands on the table as he scanned the room.
 
"Im Sad'i. I'm glad to be a part of your team."
 
RP issues
 
Mike and i did a really quick RP. He claimed he really really REALLY wanted to but i tried to get him not to; he was actually losing sleep over me .I was pretty flattered, but i didnt want him to be tired..i hope hes okay.
And Nick...>.<
Thats pretty much it.
 
Other news.
Yea..sorrry for teh long post everyone..but i decided to do somethign cool as i make another persona. Sad'i is an alteration from my middle name and to pronounce it is Sah-dee. Yakki has been lacking in his anger skill and now hes more of a protector along with Nikuumo. Sad'i is my deep anger/resent/agitation as well as calm/mellow. Just think of it as my "passive agression." Im working on his sketch..ill try and get it scanned along wiht the rest of my personas soon.
 
 
 
 

::Does nothing but grin::
 
Hey people!
 
Last night i had a really good time with a couple of a friends of mine. We went to go and see I, Robot (ooohhh sexy will smith)!  Um...the movie was really good and i wont spoil it! All in all it was a nice outing but um...one of tianna friends, lindsey was acting a bit strange. I think she just was a bit..um..jealous. i dont know why. o.O; maybe i think it was one of those 'undivided attention' things.
 
I wanna go and see that movie again ...maybe i can talk tasha and sammy to come with me. ^^ oh yea, now to thank the one who took me in the first place.. .
 
Thank you Tianna!
 
RP issues
 
I RPed with mike since i had to make it up to him. still working on another form though.
Stewie (duo-mun) and I RPed as well.. ::smiles a bit:: its been a while so i was pretty rusty with him.

The real me
 
OH? we get to pick colors now?  Ah! ORGASM!! Oh..sorry..now to go at the matter at hand...
 
A comment Tianna said to me has really been botherring me lately. well..a lot of stuff she says kinda bothers me but i just dont let it get to me. This one really piss me off though so im gonna actually sit down, and clearify:
 
I am not a Hermit.  Ive never been one and i never will be...im something different. Im what you called...introverted.
 
introvert:
Marked by interest in or preoccupation with oneself or one's own thoughts as opposed to others or the environment; shy or reserved
 
Yes, if you noticed at all im very very shy. I keep myself reserved and only come out or show my true self when  something or someone is worthy. >.0 That means I dont do everything or go anywhere just for the hell of it. This also goes for people...i only hang with ones i think that are worth hanging  or ones i think i might have a good time with. If someone hurts my feelings, if someone makes me mad or does something i do not approve then there's be a huge chance that they wont see me again. And if i do hang out with them or be with them i close up and just shut down. It takes a WHOLE LOT to hang with the normal me again.
 
Thats totally totally different from hermitism and if you see that in me then..heh...you know. 
  
hermit
n 1: one retired from society for religious reasons [syn: anchorite] 2: one who lives in solitude [syn: recluse, troglodyte]
 
See how theyre totally different? :smirks and taps her own forehead: : think about it.
 

just telling it like it is

Today wasnt so bad... i still wasnt feeling my best but of course, i wasnt feeling my worse either. Tasha gave me something to do...to draw her RP characters! Theres Neko, Eve, and Kida. This should be fun. ::smiles:: Got some ideas already.

I also have another book that im reading. 3 actually but i finished one. well its actually four but tianna is borrowing it. ::Growl:: i wanna see what happens to Armand. I finished The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty which was pretty good. Ive moved on to The Egyptian..it started pretty well. Im looking forward to what happens next.

And speaking of books, i have another composition book which im using to draw and write random stuff. good way to not waste binder paper and keep pictures in check until i get a hardbound sketchbook. So far ive talked about Nikuu's new life, the new comix im making starring Abbie and Nebunki and the new characters im drawing for Tasha. So i havent gone that far.

read some distrubing writing on my friends site and to simply put it, i have nothing to say. Its just me saying the same thing over and over and over and over and im kinda tired of wasting my breath. I know it sounds kinda mean (well to me it does) but Ive done all i can. Its up to this person now.

RP issues
since ive been swamped with homework, tiredness, and constant constant..stuff... i havent been RPing with people lately. And im sorry for that. Yes, im going through RP withdrawls as well but im holding strong. I just hope my friends can forgive me.

::nique typed visciously at the keyboard, not looking at anything but the screen. The sounds of the t.v, mom's rambling, music violently blaring in her ears was nothing to her..nothing but a small buzz:::

I dont know what to think right now. Dont know what to feel, Dont know what to say or tell or express in this moment in time.

I just...dont feel good right now. Some disappointments happened, twice in one day mind you (a new record) and im just..triyng to bring myself.

I feel better than before after just laying in the dark. I went from depressed to neutral..im just trying to get back to happy.

But i just cant..

started off strong but weakened by the sun

So hot...cant breathe. -.- Oh my god! i cant focus!! >.< ahhh!! im supposed to be writing an essay but i only got the 1st paragraph in and i dont know how many words that is!!! i need 900 words...900!!! waaaa!!!


But i think im calm. Yea...i am. ::takes a few soft breaths::

Um...i feel better hearing from Alex. its been a while and i thought he might've went on vacation! hes alive! hes alive!!!

::gives a quick glare:: and now to burn his house down.

Location: Library

Hello peoples! Right now im in a new location: the library! ^^ Im searching around for books and stuff...but i just got here so..yea.

I met one of Bre-Bre's friends. She looks pretty cool >.0 i wonder if shes here actually to read. The pudgy one doesnt really like to read..but she likes arts and crafts so shes here.

To each her own and what not.

I really have nothing to say; im actually pretty depressed right now. It's you-know-who and stuff. ::Sighs:: also some dreams I've been having thats been bothering me. >.< Check my dream journal if your interested.

And speaking of dreams...I had one with my friend mike in it. We got on the subject of discription... he sounds pretty handsome..and very very TALL!! O_O 6'6 man! my god, did you drink a lot of milk when you were young?!

RP issues
Street figher moment with Mike!
We also had a bit of a Matrix moment, it was funny!

"do not try and bend the spoon; thats impossible! instead, only tr and realize the truth that there is no spoon! As soon as you realize the truth youll see that its not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself... >.0 constipation?

(Reality: Editors note)

well i downloaded 'A whole new world' on my compie on 7/4 and as i listened to it over and over a vision popped into my head...It works with the lyrics and its pretty funny...if you like dark stuff..

Um...I thought it would make a pretty good story for yakki to dream of this. He hasnt been back to the spire for a while (especially now that the dark lord and lady are no longer and item)and from time to time he does worry about the princess. he claims to the other personas that he would go and visit her but he hasnt..got to it. hes really scared to tell you the truth. He knows how the red-haired one can be but is unsure about the personas.

Lets see..what else? theres nothign really to post about the day. Just..normal, last day of the 1st session and what not. Oh wait! The book im reading, The Vampire Lestat, had a quote that really got to me..lemmie go find my book and ill end the post for today with that!

::Runs into her room and leaps for the book::

Kay..i like this quote because it relates to my new life after my mom got in her accident. ::clears throat::

Love me. Things have been destroyed and probably by your hands! But if you love me, it can all be restored in a new form.

Love me.

Disney Favorite, Dark Twist



It was night time and the town was peaceful...until a blood-curdling scream was heard. A man was in his backyard, a glorious and luscious garden where at this moment he was stabbing his wife. while he finished the job the ground caved in beneath him and he was engulfed with hellish flames; Yakki-nikuumo and the dark Princess popping out. The demon boy climbed out first then he helped the winged woman out with a smile. They looked down at the screams that came from the pit and shrugged, walking through the garden. Yakki- Nikuumo smiled and started to sing..

"I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid.."

He goes to the corpse of the woman and picked the rose that she held in her hand. He hands it to the princess who smiled softly.

"Tell me princess,
Now when did you last let your heart, decide?"

They walked thorugh the garden and towards the house.

"I can open your eyes,"

He grabbed her hand and jumped onto the balcony, shattering the sliding glass window with one feeble kick.

"Take you wonder by wonder..."

They werent seen but chaos was heard through the entire house. The place itself seemed to shake from its very foundation.

"Over, sideways, and under
on a magic carpet ride.."

The couple could be seen zooming out through another window on a black and red carpet, flying up into the sky. Yakki-Nikuumo grinned and enjoyed the wind and the scenery.

"A whole new world
A new fantastic point of veiw"

As he sang, the carpet zig zagged through black clouds...

"No one could tell us no
Or where to go"

.... and a beautiful crimson moon.

"Or say were only dreaming..."

The dark princess locked her empty eyes with the demon and sang herself

"A whole new world...
a dazzling place I never knew.."

Meanwhile silver bullets like shootings stars whizzed past them in the air.

"But when im way up here
Its crystal clear"

An atom bomb was ignited causing the infamous white mushroom cloud.

"That now im in a whole new world with you.."

However, the carpet just kept it speed since it was impervious to the mighty blow. It circled the giant mass of dust, cloud, gas, and remains of houses and people, making the cloud shift and turn into a tornado. Yakki grinned and repeated the words...

"Now Im in a whole new world with you.."

It did a loop and teleported, the couple suddenly finding themselves in a flock of baby vampires. The red haired princess smiled and continued to sing.

"Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling..."

She opened her wings and grabbed the fox demon, jumping off the carpet and free falling..

"Soaring, tumbling freewheeling
Through and endless diamond sky."

The carpet divebombed and grabbed the two, bringing them up through a meteor shower that was going for a peaceful little city, destroying it to bits. People started to flee from their house and the carpet started to dive down. The dark princess clsoed her eyes with a maniacal grin

"A whole new world"

"Dont you dare close your eyes!"

Yakki-Nikuummo grabbed the princess by the hand to reassure her that nothing bad was going to happen.

"A hundred thousand things to see"

"Hold your breath, it gets better..."

The carpet slid across a steam of blood, bodies and sparks from teh stars and then flew up, and the couple realized where they were now. They found themselves in Italy!

"Im like a shooting star
Ive come so far..."

They pass a window that showed a man with a gun to his head, deciding whether or not to take his life. he sees the two demons and his panics and pulls the trigger. The two get sputtered with blood and they laugh.

"And cant go back go back to where i used to be"

Yakki cried out with a deep growl while the two sang in unison

"A whole new world"

"Every turn a suprise..."

They look down to the chaos on the streets and find that theyre now in Hokkaido, wtachign people being chase down by Godzilla. The carpet creeps down betweeen the marathon of people.

"with new horizons to puruse.."

The princess reached out and touched a young japanese boy's head, unknowing to him that she actually cursed him and his family.

"Every moment red letter..."

The carpet then zoomed up and teleported once again, now in Tokyo Square in a massive garden where the cherry blossom trees were in full bloom.The two sung in unison, watching the tranquility of the place.

"Ill chase them anywhere,
theres time to spare
Let me share this
whole new world with you..."

Everything was peaceful there and another couple was sitting on a bench. Yakki nikuumo sung softly with the princess repeating..

"a whole new world"

"A whole new world.."

as the carpet went towards the girlfriend and boyfriend yakki grabbed his dagger and sliced off the boys head, giving it to the Dark Princess as an offering.

"Thats where we'll be..."

He licked the blood off his hands; The princess simply blushed.

"Thats where we'll be..."

The carpet teleported to a more serene area; a gentle stream. it sank so lo that the tassels were touching the water...all was quiet and still.

"A thrilling chase.."

"A wonderous place"

The looked each other in the eyes and smiled, reaching for each other's hand.

"For you and me..."

The two held hands and they sighed, leaning into eachother, ignoring the gunshots that were fired to the mexican immigrants that were trying to swim across the border.

Suddenly things went black and shrill sound was heard.

"YAKKI!! GET UP!!"


The fox demon woke up with start and found himself face to face with Nique, who was smiling innocently at him.

"Arent you supposed to be watching my site, m'boy? You cant be sleeping..there might be stalkers or pedophiles or pop up ads you gotta watch out for.

The fox demon did nothing but whimper, ears flattened back, looking down. Gently, Nique petted his head and left, leaving Yakki there to think about his dream.

Independence day my ass.

i know this is the day of American freedom but i didnt have that much this weekend. I had to babysit so i was kinda stuck home all weekend. I couldnt go anywhere because my mom was drugged up on sleeping pills ::sighs::

But i got fireworks so im gonna let them out later. Waiting for night to get a bit closer.. And i got ice cream so things are okay i guess...

Anyway, i gotta go and get some things done. just came in to check up on you peoples. Dont forget to read Hikari's Tale! I made the 10th chapter!

::Holds up a sprinkler:: Happy Independence Day bitches!

I never knew feelings such as these..

Nothing new today..just...stuff. went to school. watch stand by me and made my weekly essay. O.o Alex came to see us today after school...or mostly the red-haired one. ^^ it was actually pretty nice to see my pap'i. hehehe...

But something extrodinary happened BEFORE and AFTER school...BEFORE AND AFTER peoples! >> that always seemed to happen...

Well before school i was walking around to look for Mike and he just suddenly busted out of his room door yelling "NIQUE!"

"MIKE!" shreiks I and then we squealed like cheerleaders and gave each other a hug. ^^ i felt pretty special. like i was truly loved...

oh..from what i learned from random quizzes...im goth in a way. no one for me to love, no one loves me and god doesnt care for me... o.o i dunno...i feel like that most of the time but thats usually im alone. I usually be alone by choice.

And yes..thats a confession.

Lets see...what happened after school? well..i decided to hang wih tianna a bit... i needed to have someone over and its been a while since we actually hung around each other except when were waiting for Tina to pick us up.

We were looking for something to eat in teh house..well i was looking and then something weird happened...

she started to scratch my back..and i couldnt move. i was frozen in my own state of pleasure and content. I was panting a bit and squirming..nothing can describe what i felt in the one moment..

but it only lasted a moment. when she was done i couldnt breathe... o.o; thats pretty scary..

>.< im not supposed to go down like that! im supposed to be a tiger and im stopped in my tracks by a fucking back scratch?!?! i gotta work on that.. ::Sighs::

anyway...i think thats pretty much it. its about 3:45 and tianna still here. A mans also here fixing the garbage disposal so were just waiting for him to leave. I feel a bit better than i have been..but for some reason..i feel a bit of anger..i cant describe it.

RP issues
Mike turned into this super werewolf and we played a few games in teh frozen lake. we also got to see prietess's hybrid transformation...

It was a mix of a gray cat/ wolf/ hawk/ jackal with spikes and a small horn..

And....nick..er nikki got in a bit of a fit. >> pfft..just cause i bit him, so what?!
Other than that i think thats pretty much it..

Nique's serenade



::Dominique was sitting down on her bed, playing around with an acustic gutair. Sure, shes never picked up a gutair in her life but today she was doing pretty good for a beginner. Something different was about her...she was a he! a silver bracelet on his left wrist has given him this temporary gift/curse and also the ability to play. The male version didnt look so different than the female- the boobs were gone and no full hips like before. His hair was kept down, nore buns and he was slightly taller..going from 5'8 to 5'10.

Beside him was Nikuu, the gaurdian of the fridge, wearing a nice shirt of black silk and black pants, many silver bracelets and anklets on her that clinked. He sighed and closed his eyes,starting to play a soft romantic song::

Yo, what up, this Dom with my lil demon here.
I serenade the girls with my accoustic guitar
You know what I'm sayin'?
Yo, havin' problems with love like i am?
I want you right now to turn the lights down low
Pull your mate up next to you
I want you to sing this ..

If death comes for me tonight, girl
I want you to know that I love you
And no matter how tough I wouldn't dare
Only to you I would reveal my tears
So tell the police I ain't home tonight
Messin' around with you is gonna get me life
But when I look into your eyes
Man, You're worth that sacrafice

If this is the kind of love that my mom used to warn me about
Man, I'm in trouble
I'm in real big trouble
If this is the kind of love that the old folks used to warn me about
Man, I'm in trouble
I'm in real big trouble

::Dominick looks to Nikuu, tears welling in his eyes::

I need y'all to do me a favor...

::He then let out a soft cry which sounded like a bit of a howl::

Someone please call 911
Tell them I just been shot down
and the bullet's, in my heart
And it's piercin through my soul
Feel my body gettin cold

Someone please call 911
The alleged assailaint, is five foot one
and she shot me through my soul
Feel my body gettin cold...